The Incredible Edible Exploits of Lard Lad: In Search of the Lost Donut Holes/Quotes
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- Lard Lad: "Ah, behold nature's perfect food -- The donut!"
- Cupcake: "How could anything be perfect with such a big hole in the middle of it?"
- Cruller: [thinking] "If Lard Lad stretches his overalls any tighter, that donut won't be the only thing with a big hole!"