The Great Wife Hope/Quotes
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- [The mothers are bowling.]
- Luann: How did you ever come up with an idea like 'crazy bowling'?
- Marge: I googled 'girls having fun', and after wading through 97,000 pages of porn, I found 'crazy bowling'.
- Homer: [After meeting with a fighter and having an autograph.] But remember: don't try this at home.
- Do it at the schoolyard.
- Someplace where, if you get hurt, we can sue not just them
- but the school, the county, the state, and that jackass Joe Biden.
- [Bart tries to stop Marge about Ultimate punching.]
- Bart: "You love Ultimate Punching even more than I do."
- Homer: [In a flat, emotionless voice] "Ultimate Punching is exploitative, violent, and a bad influence on our young people. Studies have shown your mother is right."
- Homer: [to Marge] "Listen, of all the crazy things I've ever done, this is the craziest--and you're doing it!"
- Marge: [After winning the event.] "We can enjoy some mixed Marital arts."
- Homer: "Oh, No holds Barred."
