Bart Gets Hit by a Car
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
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Episode Information
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Plot
Mr. Burns's car hits Bart when he is skateboarding. Bart has an out-of-body experience, and begins to ascend into heaven on an escalator. Mischievously spitting over the side, the escalator turns into a slide, sending him to Hell. The Devil gleefully welcomes Bart, but then notes by his database that he isn't due to arrive just yet. Because of this, Bart is returned to the mortal plane. He floats back into his body, waking up in Dr. Hibbert's room. The injuries Bart has are a bump on the head and a broken toe, but there is nothing serious. In the room, an attorney named Lionel Hutz comes in and suggests that Homer sue Mr. Burns. Burns offers Homer $100, but he refuses, and he goes to see Lionel Hutz. Hutz promises Homer a cash settlement of $1,000,000. They see Dr. Nick Riviera, who says that Bart is a very sick boy. Marge, however, decries Dr. Nick for saying Bart is sick, arguing that he is not a real doctor.
Homer sues Mr. Burns, with Bart offering his (unbelievable) testimony that he was playing innocently, until the "Luxury Car of Death" hit him, and Burns saying in his testimony that he was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys until Bart darted in front of him. The jury does not believe Mr. Burns' testimony, who yells at his lawyers and orders them to bring Homer and Marge to his house. At his mansion, Burns offers Homer a $500,000 settlement. Homer and Marge discuss the matter, but Homer objects to the settlement, insisting that Burns knows he will lose the trial and will have to pay the family $1 million. Marge angrily voices her opinion of his tactics, from lying to phony doctors. During this time, Burns and Smithers have been spying on the two, and upon hearing this, reappear, cancel the offer, and release the hounds on the couple.
At the trial, Marge is called to the stand. In her testimony, she denounces Dr. Nick Riviera as being a phony doctor concerned more about wrapping Bart in bandages than in making him feel better, while proving Dr. Hibbert to be a real doctor. She is asked to describe Bart's intense mental anguish and suffering, and when she does, she isn't sure how intense it is, although she mentions that Bart did miss three days of school, and when asked to put a dollar amount on the hardships, she says that Bart would have made $5 if he were able to take out the garbage. With her honest testimony, Marge has effectively destroyed Hutz's case. And Burns has one more settlement to offer: $0. Although Bart receives good treatment and now feels better after the trial, a downbeat Homer worries that Marge cost him $1,000,000, and he tells Marge he is going to Moe's. Moe tries his best to cheer Homer up: "You're better off, Homer...Rich people really aren't that happy." Then Marge comes into Moe's and asks Homer to forgive her for her testimony, but he says that he is not sure he loves her anymore, until he looks her in the eyes to find out and feels happy, and they love each other.
pt:Bart é atropelado
