The Funeral/Quotes

Quotes

[The family are in the TV room. Homer and Marge are standing next to each other, while Bart, Lisa and Maggie are playing with toys.]

Homer: Children? We have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down.

[The kids do not react.]

Homer: [angrily] Si' down!

[The kids instantly sit down on the couch.]

Marge: Children, you're elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away.

Homer: Do you have any questions?

Lisa: Yeah. What does "passed away" mean?

Bart: [makes noise and throat-slitting action] Y'know? Kicked the bucket. Pulled the croak chain. Had a meeting with old Mr. Grim. The—

Homer: Bart!

Bart: The dude died.