Hans Moleman
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Hans Moleman (Voices by Dan Castellaneta) is a little old man with big misfortune. After countless times of him being in car crashes, he manages to stay alive.
Little Known Facts About Moleman
- His name on his drivers license is Ralph Mellish.
- Directed and starred in the original Man Getting Hit by Football.
- Taught a class on "How to Eat an Orange" at the Adult Education Annex.
- Hosted "Moleman in the Morning" on K-JAZZ radio.
Quotes
- Homer on Moleman: Giving him a peck on the forehead is "like kissing a peanut."
- Moleman: A poem by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see... my cataracts are blinding me.