The Simpsons: Tapped Out/Quotes

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Homer Simpson: Hello, anybody here? Huh. I guess it's true what they say about atomic blasts -- the safest place to be is ground zero. I wonder where my loving family is...and Bart. Whoa, whoa -- if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you open books, bad things happen.

[Taskbook opens. "Square One - Build the Simpson House"]

Homer: See? Now I have to work. Never open a book!

[Toolbox opens. Player taps on Simpson house. Then the Simpson house appears in the air.]

Homer: The shaded box looks like a nice place to build a house. Which is lucky, because it's the only place they'll let you build it!

[At the bottom of the screen, "Place the Simpson House in the shaded in area." The player drags the Simpson house to the shaded area and taps on the tick logo. A countdown timer begins as the house builds. The toolbox logo appears above the house. The player taps on that and the house falls from the sky. A box appears on the screen telling the player they have unlocked Lisa, and it says "Namaste...by which I mean, thanks for finding me!" The player taps "OK".]