From Here to Infirmity
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"From Here to Infirmity"
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The Itchy & Scratchy Show Episode Information
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"From Here to Infirmity" is an old black-and-white commercial starring Itchy & Scratchy.
Plot
Itchy and Scratchy are making out and moaning on the beach when Itchy drags a shark and Scratchy kisses it instead. The shark tears him apart and the director of the show stops it for the commercials, with Itchy and Scratchy plugging Laramie extra-tar cigarettes. Itchy starts smoking a cigarette he got from his Rochester-esque butler, and a mutilated Scratchy soon joins him (as smoke seeps from where his left arm once was). The commercial ends with Itchy, Scratchy and the butler having a long laugh that leads to a smokers' cough, hacking up their lungs.
