Treehouse of Horror XIX/Quotes
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- [When Homer is being sucked into the possessed voting machine during the beginning of the show]
- Homer: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio, but not America!
- Millhouse: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
- Nelson: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
- Nelson [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]: Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
- The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
- Nelson: You're a racist!
- The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. (starts eating Nelson)
- Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
- Chief Wiggum: (after getting shot) I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
