The Itchy & Scratchy Show theme song

The Itchy & Scratchy Show theme song is the opening of The Itchy & Scratchy Show. There are also variations of the tune.

Lyrics

Main theme

They fight! And bite!

They fight and bite and fight!

Fight, fight, fight!

Bite, bite, bite!

The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

Closing theme

They fought! and bit!

They fought and fought and bit!

Fought, fought, fought!

Bit, bit, bit!

It was The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

Non-violent theme

They love! They share!

They share and love and share!

Love, love, love!

Share, share, share!

The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

They fight! And bite!

And bark!

They fight and bite and fight!

And bark!

Fight, bite, bark!

Woof, woof, woof!

The Itchy and Scratchy... & Poochie Show!

Appearances

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• Episode – "Krusty Gets Busted"
• Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" (Non-violent variation)
• Episode – "When Flanders Failed" (Closing theme)
• Episode – "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" (Poochie variation)