Treehouse of Horror XV/Quotes
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- Ned: Homer, do not press the core destruct button!
Transmitted into the booth: Homer, (Static) press (Static) Destruct button!
- Homer: Okay.
- Ned: Don't do it! You'll kill everyone!
- Transmitted: (Static) Do it! (Static) Kill everyone!
- Lisa: More snickers bar pie, dad?
- Mr. Burns: Oh my, no.
- Homer: (inside Burns) If I say we're still hungry, we're still hungry! You don't wanna piss off somebody who can kick you in the crotch from the inside!
- Ned: Homer, please, don't tempt the gods... er, I mean God! There's one God! Only one! Well, sometimes there's three.
(Ned shoots Homer)
- Ned: Homer! Fall backward! (Homer walks backwards and dies outside the button)
- Ned: Phew!
(Homer turns on to his back and dies)
- Ned: Phew!
(Homer's tongue comes out and hits the button)
- Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a…… (town explodes)
- Lisa: If you must kill our dad, remember the family motto: not in the face.
- Wiggum: (sighs) Looks like the Mutton-Chop Murderer has struck again.
- Lou: What should we do with the body?
- Wiggum: I want you to dust her for prints.
- Eddie: What does that mean?
- Wiggum: The prince is coming by and I want her clean when he looks her over.
- Ned: I had a vision of my self... shooting your father.
- Bart: In this neighborhood, who hasn't?
- Ned: Homer, stay away from the nuclear plant.
- Homer: Fine, I'll never go back… starting tomorrow. Today is Lenny's birthday and they're having ice cream cake.
- Ned: B-B-B-But you'll kill us all!
- Homer: But ice cream cake!
(Homer drives off)
- Bart: Am I the only one who is in horrible pain?
- Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it
