The Boys of Bummer/Quotes
Joe La Boot: Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?
Bart nods his head.
Joe La Boot: The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!
A crowd forma and boos at Bart.
Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo.
Marge: Oh, yeah. That's quite something.
Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on.
Marge: But they make me look funny.
Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.
Marge: (Gasps) My Baby!
Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed forms around him.
Bart: Uh-uh. See, I hate me too.
Chief Wiggum: Come down! Who said that?
Bart falls from the tower.
Joe La Boot: I'll catch him.
Bart falls into a nearby bush. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.
Grampa: You stink, La Boot!
Joe La Boot: No, I don't. Google my stats!
Homer: Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here.
Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: (Stops hi-hat effect) Sorry.