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The Lastest Gun in the West/Quotes

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Bart: Mom, a dog ate my clothes!
Marge: Nice try, but you're still going to Riverdance!

Lisa: I'm Annie Oakley!
Nelson: I'm Kevin Costner in one of his western roles!
Ralph: I'm a gulch!

Bart: Buck McCoy helped me.
Grandpa: Buck McCoy!? He was the greatest of them all. He was bigger than opium!
Lisa: I met one of my heroes today, she started the.
Grandpa: Buuuuuck McCoy! I still carry this. Junior Buckaroo, second class. Little Grampa Simpson.

Homer: Eh, I'm sick of this Tarzan movie.
Lisa: Dad, it's a documentary on the homeless.
Homer: Oh, right.

Lisa: You know that new baby brother Ralph's been bragging about? It's just a pinecone!

Bart (cramming a book down the vicious dog's throat): Eat my short stories!

Homer (Screaming in the phone): Get me Buck McCoy!
Lisa: Dad! I'm on the line.

Milhouse: Bart's a goner. Anyone want to be my new best friend?
Ralph: I will.
Milhouse: Great! Finally I'll be the dominant one!
Ralph: Be quiet.
Milhouse: Yes sir.

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