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Jaws Wired Shut/Quotes

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Season 13 Episode Quotes
277 "Sweets and Sour Marge"
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"Jaws Wired Shut"
"Half-Decent Proposal" 279
(When the donkey gets tired)
Homer: Ahh, looks like I needs some fuel for me mule, some gas for me ass.

(At the demolition derby)
Marge: Catch ya later, radiator! Oh my God. I hit someone... then I taunted him. I've never felt so alive!

(From the set of Afternoon Yak.)
Barbara Walters-Type: Marge, what was Homer like before he broke his jaw?
Marge: Well, he would eat all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's Miniatures.
Homer: (Shamefully) Krackle was my favorite.

Grampa: Three wars back, we called sauerkraut "Liberty Cabbage." And we called Liberty Cabbage "Super Slaw." And back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish Lunchbox." 'Course nobody knew that but me... anyway, "long story short" is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.

Marge: A formal! The one place you can wear a tiara and not look crazy.

Marge: (to Homer) I am not making you another sparerib smoothie! Most people with their jaws wired shut lose weight!

(At the Gay Pride Parade Homer notices the men on the "Fab Abs" float.)
Homer: Oh, look at those abs! Everyone here has a six-pack and I'm the only one with a keg.

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