Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes
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< Treehouse of Horror XI
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- Nelson: Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!
(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)
- Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.
- Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.
- Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good.
(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)
- Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!
- Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?
- Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.
(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)
- Homer; So long, kids!
(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)
- Homer: Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.
- Bart: Other brother and sister?
(they see skeletons who look like them)
- Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.
