Days of Wine and D'oh'ses/Quotes

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Barney: "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."

Homer: "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"

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Cletus: "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"

Brandine: "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."

Cletus: "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."

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"(Homer and Bart look through the trash)

Homer: "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."

Bart: "Dad, that's a sports bra."

Homer: "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."

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Lisa: "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."

Bart: "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."

Lisa: "That picture's a cliche."

Bart: "Picture?"