Bart to the Future/Quotes

Quotes

Marge: I'm not sure mosquito season is the best time to visit Larva Lake.

Kent Brockman: According to the latest polls, Americans have emphatically said, "Smell you later," to President Simpson's refund adjustment.

Marge: Shouldn't we wait for Lisa? She IS the President.

Homer: She knows what time dinner is.

Flanders: Hi Bart. How much this time?

Bart: Dude, you got me all wrong.

Flanders: Oh, really? Well, just answer me this. Are you holding your moochin' sack?

Bart: My little one . . .

President Lisa: Oh, Bart could screw everything up.

Secret Service Agent Kearney: You want him…

Lisa: No, just keep him out of my hair.

Kearney: Out of your hair…with extreme severity?

Lisa: No!

Kearney: Come on, every president gets three secret murders. If you don't use them by the end of the term, then pfft, they're gone.

Lisa: My Administration will focus on the three R's. Reading, writing, and refilling the ocean.

(Bart and Ralph are locked out and evicted.)

Bart: Ohh, I had half a beer in there! And "Bewitched" is on!