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Homer: (After being kicked out of Jockey Town) Did that really happen? Or was it all just a wonderful dream?
Jockey: No dream. Lose the race, Fat Boy.

Homer: He better win, because if he doesn't, it's a trip to the glue factory. And he isn't coming!
Lenny: It's a brilliant tour, but you can't see it all in one day.

Bill Clinton: Thank you, Lisa, for teaching kids everywhere a valuable lesson: If things don't go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Marge: That's a pretty lousy lesson.
Bill Clinton: Hey, I'm a pretty lousy president.

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