Make Room for Lisa/Quotes
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- Hippie Lady: But the I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.
- Repo Man: Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn!
- (Marge is listening in)
- Moe: Lenny, how are you doing? This is Moe. I've got some class three gossip here.
- Lenny: Well, dish!
- Moe: Groundskeeper Willie … you know, the guy in the skirt bought himself a mail-order bride. But he's too cheap to pay the C. O. D., right? So she's still in a crate down at the post office. Wanna go look-see?
- Marge: Ooh, this sounds juicy.
- Hibbert: Lisa, I'm afraid your tummy ache may be caused by stress.
- Homer: Well, that's a relief.
- Hibbert: Heh, yeah. Anyway, when it comes to stress, I believe laughter is the best medicine. You know, before I learned to chuckle mindlessly, I was headed for an early grave myself.
- (chuckles)
- Homer: Give it a try, honey.
- (Lisa tries to chuckle)
- Hibbert: Oh, now you call that chuckling? Come on, child, force it.
- Lisa: I'm really not the chuckling type.
- Homer: It's true. I'm always making clever noises, and she never chuckles at 'em.
