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(Bart prank calls Hawaii.)

Hawaiian Bartender: Aloha.

Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt.

Hawaiian Bartender: Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?

(Bar patrons laugh.)

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(Bart's found cell phone rings)

Bart: Hello? Bart Simpson.

Denis Leary: This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.

Bart: Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?

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Bart: I'm never gonna have a cell phone.

Lisa: And I'm never gonna go to Machu Pichu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.

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Principal Skinner: I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.

Agnes Skinner: You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller?

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Bart: Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?

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(Bart is at Lisa's tea party)

Bart: I don't know why I agreed to this.

Lisa: Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.

Bart: Oh, you're right.

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Lisa: (seeing what her parents are up to) Tracking software? (gasps) You're spying on Bart!

Marge: Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.

Moe: (Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement) That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. (Laughs) Soon, you'll be mine.

FBI Agent #1: (observing Moe via spy camera) Keep talking, creepo.

FBI Agent #2: Every word buys you a year in the slammer.

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(Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball.)

Bart: A dollar? What for?

Dr. Hibbert: It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.

Bart: So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?

Dr. Hibbert: (speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy) This is why my kids go to private school. (Laughs)

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Marge: Bart, how did you get a cell phone?

Bart: The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.

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Marge: Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.