Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk/Quotes
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- German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees
- Horst: Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
- Plant employees mutter amongst themselves in agreement
- Horst: First, we need to deal with substance abuse. Are there any alcoholics here?
- Man #1: Me.
- Man #2: Me too. In fact, I am drunk at this moment.
- Horst: Very well. You will be on convalescent leave for six weeks at an detoxification center in Hawaii, and will then return with back pay.
- Homer{talking to himself}: Doh! Lucky drunks!
- Radioactive waste drips into a bucket
- Horst: We would like to have a talk with your safety inspector.
- Homer: Sock it to him, Horst!
- Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector"
- Carl: Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector?
- Homer: Doh!
