Mona Leaves-a/Quotes
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Squeaky-Voiced Teen:How much love do you want?
Ralph Wiggum:I want all the love!
(stuffing machine explodes; stuffing covers up Squeaky-Voiced Teen)
Squeaky-Voiced Teen (under stuffing): (moans)
Marge: (sees Homer lying in bed) Homie, why are you still lying in bed. Is this what your mother would want?
Homer: I'll tell you what she didn't want. Me to be a jerk to her, and then she dies! (starts crying)
Marge: (to Bart) Say something comforting. Bart: (trying to think of something comforting to say) Uh...Dad? Every time I'd hang out with Grandma, she would ask me about you. And I'd say you'd suck. And then she says that you don't suck that bad.
Homer: She said I didn't suck?
Bart: That bad.
Homer: That bad...wow.
Bart: (quietly) Yeah.
