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More Pain, No Gain
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| More Pain, No Gain
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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More Pain, No Gain is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires the Torture Coach to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark
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That's it, class...lift and twist and jab and poke...find where your victim's pain is most extreme.
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Coach, may I have a word?
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Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone.
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Sorry to interrupt but I just got off the horn with legal. There's a complication with your employment contract.
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*gasp* It's not my benefits, is it? I really need the free daycare. Torture Coach Jr. has grown to love where he is.
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No, no. It seems that when we hired you away from Torment Inc. we overlooked a non-compete clause.
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You're going to need to go on a sabbatical until it's sorted out.
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Paid?
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Unpaid.
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*sigh* I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks.
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Task: "Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar". The job takes place at Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
If Hell Principals is owned: Task: "Make Hell Principals Review the Contract With Legal". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
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I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me.
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I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws.
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*sigh* Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice.
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Best I can do is an apple martini.
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Just water then.
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If he don't like martinis he ain't gonna like the water either.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark
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Since we broke up, he's been posting lies about me on Flamebook. He updated his relationship status to "It's complicated".
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What's complicated, Kevin?! We broke up! It's pretty simple!
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Yeah, whatever. Sounds like a real pain. You still nursing that drink?
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You should just torture him.
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Tape his eyelids open and make him watch '80s workout videos, or cover the iron maiden spikes with sriracha sauce.
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It's a classic that I put a twist on.
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Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! *runs out the door*
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You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living.
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I WAS doing it for a living. But...you're right. I don't need some two-headed principal to give me permission to do it! I can torture pro bono!
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You should charge a little...enough to pay your drink tab. I got a business to run here.
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Task: "Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono". The job takes place at Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Demon Moe is owned: Task: "Make Demon Moe Refill the Peanuts". The job takes place at Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers?
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Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube.
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I can make a heck of a lot more that way than teaching little twerps at Hellementary School.
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I'm gonna need 25% of the take.
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How 'bout 15%!
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How 'bout 20% and I don't turn you to ash where you stand.
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Sounds like a deal.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark
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Alright class...choke up on the bat-o-nails and swing! Put your hips into it!
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This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout!
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Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell.
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| Task: "Make Torture Coach Demonstrate Proper Nail Bat Technique". The job takes place at Old Scratch's Gym, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell Labs, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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So how are we doing with revenue on our ViewTube channel?
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Building revenue takes time.
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I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch!
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We're up to...fourteen cents. 20% of that is 2.8 cents. You want it now?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark
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Keep running! Get those knees up! Higher! *snaps whip*
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I thought you were teaching US to torture, not to BE tortured!
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In order to dole out torment one must feel the torment. Therein lies true enlightenment.
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But we didn't ask for enlightenment. We just wanted to learn some cool torture tips!
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You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN!
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| Task: "Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape". The job takes 4 hours.
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Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your wardrobe...
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I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube.
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And I've made a grand total of... *checks ViewTube account* one dollar and thirty-four cents.
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Um...may I remind you—
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Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark
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Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc.
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I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals!
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Uh...our lawyers asked nicely, and they said they didn't remember you.
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*gasp* After all the years I tortured for that company...
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| Task: "Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School". The job takes place at Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen, or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
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Alright, kids. Today's lesson...lightning bolt electroshock.
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I'm so glad to have you back.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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