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(after the princibal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)

Princibal:(to Carl and Lenny)you two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.

Lenny:only if you do us a favour.

[Princibal]:what is it?

Carl:our parents want us to go to this place called "college".

Lenny:Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.

Princibal:(sighs)fine, but if you mess up, it's ohio college for both of you!

Carl and Lenny:AARRGHH!