Lisa's Date with Density/Quotes

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Lisa has been sent to detention and is made to repeatedly write on the blackboard

Lisa's chalkboard saying: I WILL NOT BE A SNICKERPUSS.

Lisa{talking to herself}: How does Bart do this every week?

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Marge: Homer, I do not like what you are doing.

Homer: Just wait Marge, this will make us a lot of money. I have programmed it to call every single number in Springfield. Watch.

AT-5000 auto dialer begins war dialing

Mr. Burns: Ahoy hoy.

Homer: Greetings friend. Do you wish to be as happy as me. Well, you have the power right inside of you. So use it. And send $1 to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace.

Mr. Burns hangs up, then takes a one dollar bill out of his wallet

Mr. Burns{talking to himself}: Hmm. Eternal happiness for one dollar? Beh, I would be happier with the dollar.

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