User:TheUnderfaker

<choose> <option>====Homer: Glowsticks, get your angel glowsticks! No one gets into Heaven without a glowstick.
Flanders: I'll take four!====</option> <option>====Homer: Marge, it's uterus, not uter–you.====</option> <option>====Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just got finished lying. But NOT…WHEN I'M TELLING…THE TRUTH!====</option> <option>===="You don't have to be crazy to be committed here, but it helps." — Sign on the wall of the New Bedlam Insane Asylum====</option> <option>===="Today, our town lost what remains of its fragile civility, drowned in a sea of low–fat pudding. We are a town of lowbrows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. Thirty-two bars, but no alternative theater. Thirteen stores that begin with 'Le Sex.' I write this letter not to nag or whine, but to prod. We can better ourselves!" — Lisa Simpson====</option> <option>====Homer: Come 'ere, boy, I wanna show you something.
Bart: What's that? A homemade bat?
Homer: It's something very special: a homemade bat.====</option> <option>====Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
Homer: Young man, in this house we use a little word called "please".====</option> <option>===="Family, religion, friendship: These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." — C. Montgomery Burns====</option> <option>===="I can't take this anymore. I want my soul, and I want it now!" — Bart Simpson====</option> <option>===="I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in!" — Homer Simpson====</option> <option>====Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike; you just go in everyday and do it really half-assed—that's the American way.====</option> <option>====Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I think this chair is the answer.====</option> <option>===="New York is a hellhole; and you know how I feel about hellholes." — Homer Simpson====</option> </choose>

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  Homer
  "Lisa the Skeptic"
      "The Boys of Bummer"
  The Simpsons: Hit & Run (although I must concede The Simpsons Game is funnier—that's funnier, not funner)
At the time, I could not think of a clever Simpsons title, so I used my second–favorite passion, wrestling. Ironically, there really was an "Underfaker". He and the real Undertaker squared off at SummerSlam to settle the score.

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The Silver Homer Award

This user was awarded the Silver Homer Award for August, 2010!

This user has made over 1000 edits to this wiki!

500+ (and counting) edits to location articles, the most of any individual user
Hundreds of articles created and images uploaded to the wiki
Suggested changing “Behind the Scenes” (as it was originally) to “Behind the Laughter”
Suggested the Featured Quote section of the main page
Founded the comprehensive article system

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