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Little E.U.

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"Little E.U."
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Kyle Gordon
Chrissi Poland
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Homer Simpson
DJ Crazy Times
Ms. Biljana Electronica
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Length: 1:22
Writer(s): Original: Kyle Gordon
Parody lyrics: J. Stewart Burns and Kyle Gordon
Appearance(s): "The Tipping Point"

"Little E.U." is a song performed by Homer, DJ Crazy Times, Ms. Biljana Electronica, Bart, and Lisa.

Lyrics

Homer:
Here,
In Euro land,
Extra money not change hand.
Eat the lunch from twelve to three,
No how you say gratuity.
Waiters, cabbies, escort girl,
Just cost base rate, what a world.
Europe king and here is why,
Only pay for what you buy...
Flat priiiice!
Ms. Biljana Electronica:
Sir, can't you see.
DJ Crazy Times:
Let's look, can't you see?
Ms. Biljana Electronica:
Our healthcare is free.
And they pay us enough.
DJ Crazy Times:
That's money.
Ms. Biljana Electronica:
To just hand you your stuff.
DJ Crazy Times:
In Europe servers are paid a living wage.
Instead of having to rely on tips.
Which also refuses income disparity,
Between front and back-of-house staff.
It's mad sexy.
Equitable!
Homer and Ms. Biljana Electronica:
Fifteen-twenty-twenty two.
Don't give us more math to do.
In August when you rent the Vespa,
Tipping is verboten, n'est-ce pas?
Lisa:
Big understanding time!
Barista make foam latte heart.
Bart:
Don't tip them bicycle from the Bart.
DJ Crazy Times:
That's Bart.
Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
The printed price is all that's due.
DJ Crazy Times:
That's fair.
Homer, Bart, and Lisa:
When you in Little E. UUUUUUUU!

Behind the Laughter

"Little E.U." is a parody of "Planet of the Bass" by Kyle Gordon.

Appearances