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Missionary: Impossible/Quotes

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Homer Simpson: (running into the church) SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!
Reverend Lovejoy: (sighing) I wish I'd never taught him that word.
Oscar the Grouch: (chasing Homer) Give us the money!
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live!
Mister Rogers: It's a beautiful day... to kick your ass!
Homer: Missionary? But I don't even believe in Jebus! SAVE ME, JEBUS!
Homer: Hmm, I can see the house is falling apart without me, so here's the new order: Bart, you're the man of the house; Lisa, I'm promoting you to boy; Maggie's now the brainy girl; the toaster can fill in for Maggie; and Marge, you're a consultant.

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