Trash of the Titans/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
- Homer: That's not how she tells it.
- Garbage is piling up on the front lawn of Simpson residence.
- Ned Flanders{talking to himself}: That is it Ned, take it easy, do not breathe in any fumes.
- Garbage falls on Ned.
- Ned Flanders: Homer!
- Homer in on second floor.
- Homer: Sorry Ned, I did not see you down there!
- Homer{to Bart}: Woo hoo! Got him!
- Ned Flanders: Homer, that is what I came to speak with you about. I do not want to be a Fussy Freddy, but Maude's parents are coming to visit me next week, and my in-laws are very touchy about odors.
- Homer: Well! Then you had better seal all your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill!
- Homer motions to a pile of Maggie's used diapers. Rod is seen atop the pile.
- Rod Flanders: Look at me Daddy, I am king of the mountain!
- Ned Flanders: Rod! Get down from there!
- Bono: What the!..Bloody Hell!
- Paul McGuiness (U2 Manager): Who are you? This is off limits.
- Homer (with Irish Accent): Potato Man.
- Paul McGuiness: Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there!
- (Homer has taken over the video wall. The shots of the U2 bandmembers disappear and are replaced by Homer)
- Homer: Hey there everyone. I know you like your music but that you are also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. I am here to give you the 911!
- Homer walks out on stage and is booed
- Bono: Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet!
- Other members of U2 roll their eyes as Bono is going off on a political rant
- Larry: 'Ere we go again! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?
- The Edge: May I come?
- Larry: Let me think about it....No.
- The Edge: Wankers.
- Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser
- Newspaper headline: SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory.
- Homer: Woo hoo!
- Lisa: Dad, are you not going to buy it?
- Homer: 50¢? Not likely.
- An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office
- Mayor Quimby: Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke!
- Homer: Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan!
- Quimby: You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free!
- Homer: DOH!
- Homer: Oh ho! Ray Patterson was right, Marge. I am crashing and burning. Crashing and burning!
- Marge reviews expense reports.
- Marge: How on Earth could you have spent $4.6 million in one month?
- Homer: They let me sign checks with a stamp, Marge. A stamp!
- Lisa: You know, Dad, there is a lesson to be learned in all of this. Lots of big cities have garbage problems and...
- Homer: Woo hoo! That is it!
- Without warning, Homer runs out of Simpson residence.
- Marge: I hate it when he does that.
- Sanitation Commissioner's office. Homer is carrying a briefcase and is greeted by several angry garbagemen.
- Garbageman #1: Where are our paychecks, you bum?
- Head Garbageman: My men ain't working one more minute until we get paid!
- Homer unhinges briefcase to show it is full of money.
- Homer: Would cash do?
- Head Garbageman: Would it ever!
- Mayor Qumiby bursts into Homer's office.
- Mayor Quimby: Did, uh, I just hear a briefcase opening?
- Homer: I bet you are all wondering where I got the money?
- Bart: Selling drugs?
- Lisa: Drugs?
- Marge: I am going to have to go with drugs, too.
- Homer: Close, but you are way off.
