Trash of the Titans/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
- Homer: That's not how she tells it.
- Bono: What the!..Bloody Hell!
- Paul McGuiness (U2 Manager): Who are you? This is off limits.
- Homer (with Irish Accent): Potato Man.
- Paul McGuiness: Where the bloody hell have you been? Get in there!
- (Homer has taken over the video wall. The shots of the U2 bandmembers disappear and are replaced by Homer)
- Homer: Hey there everyone. I know you like your music but that you are also concerned about the race for sanitation commissioner. I am here to give you the 911!
- Homer walks out on stage and is booed
- Bono: Hold on people, he is talking about waste management! And that issue effects the whole damn planet!
- Other members of U2 roll their eyes as Bono is going off on a political rant
- Larry: 'Ere we go again! Want to duck out to Moe's for a pint?
- The Edge: May I come?
- Larry: Let me think about it....No.
- The Edge: Wankers.
- (Homer wins the election. He gets the news looking at a newspaper dispenser)
- Newspaper headline: SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE. Says "crazy promises" key to victory.
- Homer: Woo hoo!
- Lisa: Dad, are you not going to buy it?
- Homer: 50¢? Not likely.
- An angry Mayor Quimby comes into Homer's office
- Mayor Quimby: Simpson, you idiot! You spent the year's budget in a month! Your department is broke!
- Homer: Wait! I do believe I have the perfect plan!
- Quimby: You had better, because those garbagemen will not work for free!
- Homer: DOH!
