And Maggie Makes Three/Quotes

Quotes

(Homer places Mr. Burns in a headlock and is parading him around the plant. He is playing the drums on Mr. Burns' head.)

Lenny: "Way to go, Homer!"

Charlie: "Isn't Burns going to get mad that we are not coming to his aid?"

Carl: "Nah, let Homer have his fun. Besides, he has got a good beat!"

Mr. Burns: "I ought to be defending myself, but I am paralyzed with rage...and soothing island rhythms."

(Springfield Hospital. Marge is in labor with her third child. Homer is not bothering to hide his sarcasm)

Homer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh wow, here it comes. It is magical, it is wonderful. Another mouth."

Dr Hibbert: "One more push should do it."

Homer: "Marvelous."

(A baby cries once, then again)

Hibbert: "Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby."

Homer: "OK. "(makes thumbs up sign)

Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".

Homer: "Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!"

Hibbert: "Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl."

Homer: "A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world."

Marge: (sighs)

Homer: "Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm."

(They kiss; Maggie shapes her lips like a kiss, then grabs a pacifier and sucks it)