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And Maggie Makes Three/Quotes

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Springfield Hospital. Marge is in labor with her third child. Homer is not bothering to hide his sarcasm
Homer: (sarcastic tone): "Oh wow, here it comes. It is magical, it is wonderful. Another mouth."
Hibbert: One more push should do it.

Homer: Marvelous. A baby cries once, then again Hibbert: Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby. Homer: OK. (makes thumbs up sign) Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand

Homer: Huh?

Marge: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello". Homer: Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy! Hibbert: Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl. Homer: A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world. Marge: (sighs) Homer: Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm. T'hey kiss; Maggie shapes her lips like a kiss, then grabs a pacifier and sucks it