Bart's Short Cut/Quotes

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Bart: I can't believe the new 'Itchy & Scratchy Movie is finally here!

Lisa: It feels as if it's been twenty years since the last one!

Bart: The movie starts in two minutes! We gotta move!

Bart and Lisa: [GASP]

Lisa: Oh no! Look at the traffic! We'll never make it in time! We need to cross at that intersection!

Bart: You'll never waddle all the way there before the show starts! I'm taking a short cut! So long, sister! Cowabunga!

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Bart: I don't know why I don't do this more often. Uh-oh! I'm picking up too much speed. I'd better bail before I--

Sound: CRASH!

Bart: Oooohhhhh. I'm gonna feel that tomorrow for sure.

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Bart: Itchy & Scratchy, here I come!

Lisa: Are you all right, Bart?

Bart: You bet I am! I got here before you did!

Lisa: You sure did! You were passed out in that tree for two hours! The movie's over!

Bart: D'oh!