The PTA Disbands/Quotes

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	Season 6 Episode Quotes
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Principal Skinner: "Five dollars a head for admission? But last year it was free!"

Ticket agent: "New ownership." (Points out sign)

Sign: DIZ-NEE HISTORICAL PARK. SORRY, BUT THERE'S PROFIT TO BE HAD.

Principal Skinner: "What school can afford that?"

A double decker bus with "Shelbyville Elementary" arrives. Shelbyville's Principal Valiant departs bus

Principal Valiant: "Here is the admission, plus a little something for you. See that they get a little extra education, will you?"

Principal Skinner: "He thinks he is so hot ever since he won the Princey Awards. Those things are rigged."

Edna Krabapple: "We'll Seymour I hope your happy, we've lost 5 children on this trip"

Principal Skinner: "God bless the man who invented permission slips"

Bart: "Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute!"

The teachers spread the message to one another:

Teacher with glasses: "Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute, purple monkey, dishwasher"

Edna: "WELL!! We'll show him! Especially for that purple monkey, dishwasher remark!"