Lisa the Greek/Quotes
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- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver.
- Homer phones Moe
- Homer: Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?
- Moe{slyly}: I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.
- Homer has just lost his bet
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong.
- Homer: DOH! Why did you not say that before?
