Marge vs. the Monorail/Quotes
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- Yet another one of Homer's lifelong dreams
- Homer: But Marge! My lifelong dream is to be a monorail conductor!
- Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a Springfield Isotopes game. And you did it last year, remember?"
- Baseball music is heard as Marge points out framed newspaper clipping on the bedroom wall showing Homer running on a field.
- Newspaper headline: IDIOT RUINS GAME; SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT
- Mayor Quimby: And now, please allow me to introduce celebrity Leonard Nimoy!
- Audience applauds
- Leonard Nimoy: I would say this vessel could do Warp Factor 5!
- Audience chuckles
- Quimby: And in the spirit of this, Mr. Nimoy, may the Force be with you!
- Leonard Nimoy: You do not even know who I am!
- Quimby: Sure I do. Were you not one of the Little Rascals?
