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Marge vs. the Monorail/Quotes

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Yet another one of Homer's lifelong dreams
Homer: But Marge! My lifelong dream is to be a monorail conductor!
Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a Springfield Isotopes game. And you did it last year, remember?"
Baseball music is heard as Marge points out framed newspaper clipping on wall showing Homer running on a field. The headline reads "Idiot Ruins Game; Springfield Forfeits Pennant"

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