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Itchy & Scratchy Land/Quotes

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Marge{sleepily}: Homer, maybe we ought to stop.
Homer{drowsy}: I...am...not...tired.
A car crashes. Bart is looking outside of a motel window and sees it is a car of the same make, model, and color as the Simpson family car
Bart: Boy, I am so glad that was not us. Thanks for finding this motel for us, Dad.

Announcer: Attention Marge Simpson, we have arrested your son.
Woman: I'd be terribly embarassed if I were that boy's mother.
(Marge hears from her and feels embarassed)
     Announcer:Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

Marge: Can't we go anywhere without this family being associated with trouble? I am disgusted with the both of you!
Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
Marge: For kicking a costumed mouse in the rear?
Homer: Must I explain everything to you?

Bart: Hey, mouse, say "cheese".
(Bart takes a picture of an Itchy robot by his camera, resulting in it collapsing)
Bart: With cool, dry wit like that, I could be an action hero.

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