Krusty Gets Busted/Quotes

Krusty's trail. Judge Snider is not yet a judge, instead is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart

Prosecutor Snider: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?

Krusty: Huh?

Prosecutor Snider: What is the matter, can't you read?

Krusty{distraught}: NO! OK, I am illiterate!

Courtroom audience and jury are surprised by Krusty's admission given his past history of encouraging literacy in children

Prosecutor Snider: I do not believe it, the king of children's literacy is himself illiterate!

Krusty: Is it a crime to be unable to read?

Prosecutor Snider: Well, no, so I will point it out for you. OK, Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. BETTING SLIPS! Indicating to this court you have lost substansial amounts of money wagering on sporting games!

Krusty: Is it a crime to wager on sporting games?

Prosecutor Snider: Yes it is.