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- Mona Simpson's flashback. Hippies have attacked Mr. Burns business
- Mr. Burns: My Germs, my precious germs! They never harmed a soul! They never even had a chance! Whoever did this will never get past m--
- Burns is knocked down by a rushing group of Hippies
- Hippy: "Hurry up man! This electric van only has twenty minutes of juice left!"
- Homer: "Damn you, Walt Whitman! I-hate-you-Walt-freakin'-Whitman! Leaves of Grass my ass!"
- Bill Gannon: "How does it happen Joe?"
- Joe Friday: "How does what happen?"
- Bill Gannon: "How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future for a bunch of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises?"
- Joe Friday: "Maybe she thought the war in Southeast Asia was so immoral, her end justified the means."
- Bill Gannon: "Gee, Joe. You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam."
- Joe Friday: "It's a pain that never ends."