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Bart's Comet/Quotes

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< Bart's Comet
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Quotes

Seymour Skinner: When I was a little boy I discovered a comet, but the credit was stolen from me. If only I had not told my discovery to Principal Kouhoutek!

Skinner: "Still no sighting. You get that one, Bart?"
Bart: "Hell no."
Skinner: "Good."

Skinner: "Look, there's "The Three Wisemen"."
(points to a constellation that looks like The Three Stooges)

(The kids of Springfield Elementary look out the window at the oncoming comet, clearly visible in the daylight)
Email: "Oh no no, this isn't right at all!"
Database: 'It must be coming at us at a fantastic speed!"

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