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Selma's Choice/Quotes

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Lisa: (After drinking tainted water): I am the Lizard Queen!
Troy McClure: Hey, Lance Murdock, you just jumped sixteen blazing school buses. What are you going to do now?
Lance Murdock: I'm going to... Duff... Gardens.
Groundskeeper Willie (watching at the video of Selma): Ough, back to the loch with you, Nessie.
Surly: Hey, Surly only looks out for one guy...Surly!
Selma: Oh, sorry Surly.
Surly: Shut up.
Animatronic puppets in "The Little Land of Duff": Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for you! I'll have a Duff, You have one too!
Homer (before passing out in the car): Duff... Gardens... HURRAH! (car horn)

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