One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish/Quotes
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- Dr. Hibbert: "Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial."
- Homer: "No way! Because I'm not dying!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "The second is anger."
- Homer: "Why you little..."
- Dr. Hibbert: "After that comes fear."
- Homer: (cringes) "What's after fear? What's after fear?"
- Dr. Hibbert: "Bargaining."
- Homer: "Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "Finally, acceptance."
- Homer: "Well, we all gotta go sometime."
- Dr. Hibbert: "Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me."
- Homer makes a videotape.
- Homer: Dear Maggie, I am making you this video because I was unable to see you grow up. I am sure you will wonder what your father was like, so I am telling you from beyond the grave.
- Homer{making ghost noises}: Hi Maggie! He he he.
- Homer{serious tone}: I just want you to know that your father was a simple man, a decent man who respected all...
- Phone rings.
- Homer: Rats! Can anyone get that?
- No one is home, so Homer answers phone. As he does so his rear end is visible to camera and Homer is seen scratching it.
- Homer{shouting}: BART! It is your stupid friend Milhouse!
- (Homer was arrested by the Springfield Police)
- Homer: (talking to himself) Oh no, I cannot call Marge, it would upset her even more on her last day with me! Oh, I know, Barney! Homer dails the Gumble residence but gets an answering machine that sings "Nobody's Home" to the tune of Beethoven Doh! Stupid novelty answering machine! {Leaving message} Thanks, Barney! I waste my one phone call from jail getting your dumb answering machine!
- Barney Gumble: "It's Homer! Don't hang up! Barney answers Hey Homer, are you in jail? Hey, look out the window! Homer peers out window to see the police station is next door to the Gumble residence. Barney waves to him Hi, neighbor! Why are you in jail?"
- Homer: "No time to explain! Just come over and pay the $50 to bail me out!"
- Barney: "FIFTY BUCKS?! What did you do, kill a judge?"
- Homer: Thanks again for bailing me out Barney. Unfortunately I cannot complete my list of things to do on my last day alive.
- Mr. Burns and Smithers are girlwatching. Barney drives by.
- Homer: Wait! I can still do one part of my list; tell off boss! Barney, slow down!
- Mr. Burns: Check out the lucious legs on that redhead.
- Homer{shouting}: Hey Burns, eat my shorts!
- Barney drives away at high speed and he and Homer are laughing.
- Mr. Burns: Who was that?!
- Mr. Smithers: I have identified one of the troublemakers as Homer Simpson, a drone in Sector 7-G.
- Mr. Burns: Well, first thing Monday morning call this Simpson to my office. We will see who eats whose pantaloons!
