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Executive: Okay, people, Smoake & Meerers has gotta come up with a fresh, new ad campaign for the Duff Beer account! So, any suggestions, people?
Employee: Maybe if we inferred that not drinking Duff Beer caused dandruff?
Executive: I don't think so... After all, honesty is what the advertising business is all about!

Homer: Y'know, there's nothin' like spending some quality time with my favorite beverage-of-choice, Duff Beer! Mmm, Duff-y!
Barney Gumble: Hey, watch me trick Fred, er, I mean, Homer outta his Duff Beer!

Barney: [disguised as Krusty] Hey-hey-hey!!! Hooowahaha!!! I'm Krusty!
Homer: Okay, tell me, boy, is this guy the real deal?
Bart: No way, Homer! I give this clown two big thumbs down!

Barney: [disguised as Barney Rubble] Hey, Fred! Betty sent me over to "borrow" some of your Duff Beer! [Hyeh-Hyeh-Hyeh!]
Homer: Barney, I already told you to stop calling me "Fred"! Beat it!

Marge: Umm, exactly how much did they pay you to be in that commercial, Homie?
Homer: Hey, I'm no dummy! I got thirty-seven cases of Duff Beer! I finessed 'em into throwin' in a 40-pound bag of beer nuts!