The Left Behinders!/Quotes
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- Ned Flanders: [GASP!] Rod and Todd have been raptured!
- Todd Flanders: We're right here, daddy!
- Rod Flanders: We were brushing our teeth and laid our our pajamas for bed!
- Ned: Oh, sweet heaven! I was worried you were both in sweet heaven!
- Todd: Don't worry, Daddy!, we'd never go anywhere without you?
- Ned: The only people still on the street are all sinny ninnies!
- Bart: And just like that they were all gone! I didn't think anything could lift Homer!
- Dolph Shapiro: The nerd I was bulling got taken up in the middle of a wedgie!
- Mr. Burns: Smithers! I demand you return back down to Earth once! Enough of your Peter Pannery!
- Ned: People of Springfield, you might know me as the owner of the Leftorium store in the bad mall! I have important news about what's going on! Everyone here is left-handed! That's why we weren't taken!
- Mr. Burns, Dr. Nick, & Herman: [GASP!]
- Moe Szyslak: He's right! I mean, left! I mean...
- Moe: ...and that's how I became a Krustatian! Would you like to join our cult? I mean... faith?
- Dr. Nick: Why not?
- Jasper Beardsley: Hey, hey-lelujah!
- Marge: Hello, Ned! Welcome aboard!
- Ned: Don't worry, Marge! I'll find some way that we can all escape!
- Homer: Escape?! Are you nuts? We only work two hours a day!
- Marge: It's a four-day work week, and we get three months paids vacation!
- Lisa: There's also full medical and dental! It's like Space France!
