Marge Goes Green!/Quotes
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- Professor Frink: Greeting, salutation, and the hello-how-are-yous-with-the-curiosity-and-the-concern! I am here today on behalf of the Environmental Protection Agency to serve you with an injunction.
- Marge: Oh my! What are you injuncting us about?
- Professor Frink: The way you live! We have determined that your household's lifestyle has created a hole in the ozone layer above your domicile, which [ng-hey!] would explain why your hair is on fire. Great Sagan's ghost! Your hair is on fire!
- Marge: Well, it's easy to point fingers. What, may I ask, are you doing to help?
- Professor Frink: In order to prevent an ecological apocalypse of Water-Worldian proportions, I have decided to drastically reduce my wasteful output. I am now solely represented by an incorporeal hologram, eliminating my carbon footprint... As well as my actual footprint. However, it's an experiment that has gone horribly, horribly awry.
- Marge: I bet the kids at school would kill to have a shirt made from lawn clippings!
- Bart: I bet the kids at school would kill the person wearing this shirt. At the very least, I think dogs will pee on him.
