Please Smile, Girl ('Cause Frowning Makes You Ugly)

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"Please Smile, Girl ('Cause Frowning Makes You Ugly)"

Song Information Singers: 5 From 'Field Appearance(s): Faking the Band

"Please Smile, Girl ('Cause Frowning Makes You Ugly)" is a number one hit single released by the boyband 5 From 'Field. Although supposedly using vocals from all members of the band, in reality Ralph was the only person whose voice was recorded, where it was edited at certain points to sound like the other members.

Lyrics

Nelson:

When I first met you,

I punched you in the arm

To show you my love...

Rod:

It took me giving you all those Indian Burns

To realize you were an angel from above...

Bart:

It gives my heart a noogie when I see your face,

And the tears in my eyes when you're gone sting like mace...

Ralph:

How can there be pain in someone so lovely?

I'm begging you, please smile, girl..

'Cause frowning makes you ugly!

Roy:

Ayyyyyyyeah,

Yeah, yeah!

Appearances

• Comic story – Faking the Band