Things To Do Before I Die

Things To Do Before I Die is a list of over things Grampa intends to do before he die.

Bucket List

• Use binoculars to watch a friend or family member skydive (or watch their souvenir video).
• Remove the tag from my mattress.
• Put a pro-Republican bumper sticker on my car.
• Get tickets to see alive taping of "The Mary Tyler Moore show."
• Take a tour of locations in Bangor, Maine, where Stephen King's books take place.
• Learn to speak Pig Latin fluently.
• Watch that documentary about the ruining of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
• Learn to play the prison blues on a harmonica.
• Go swimmin' with bow-legged women.
• Read Tuesdays with Morrie and find out what all the fuss is about.
• Learn to dance the "Turkey Troy."
• Ride on a bus that has a toilet.
• Wear my hat at a jaunty angle.
• Start a bolo tie craze.
• Play in an all-girl jazz band.
• Get my own catchphrase.
• Increase my TV viewing by 10%
• Spend some quality time with my son (the one who owned the car company).
• Get elected neighborhood air raid warden.
• Give garlic mashed potatoes a try.
• Take at least one nap on every bench in Springfield.
• Have a street named after me. ("Grampa Parkway" would be my preference).
• Sue the guy who stole my idea to put peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
• Organize my slipper collection.
• Climn to the top floor of the Museum of Escalators.
• Tighten down all the crews in the retirement home.
• Grow a copstache.
• Get through all the television shows on my DVR.
• Read the entire Bible (of barbecue.).
• Come up with a good deathbed confession.

Appearances

• Book – Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging