Tickets, Tickets

Tickets, Tickets

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Characters: Roofi Writer(s): Original: Jane Taylor Parody lyrics: Jon Vitti Appearance(s): "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"

"Tickets, Tickets" is a song performed by Roofi.

When Roofi promoted his upcoming concert during his show, he sang the song to encourage fans to buy tickets.

Lyrics

Tickets, tickets, buy them now

Roofi here will show you how.

Visa, AmEx, or MC,

Or make out a check to me!

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star", which also shares a melody with "The Alphabet Song" and "Baa, Baa Black Sheep."

Appearances

• Episode – "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"