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Tickets, Tickets

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Tickets, Tickets
Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Characters: Roofi
Writer(s): Original: Jane Taylor
Parody lyrics: Jon Vitti
Appearance(s): "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"

"Tickets, Tickets" is a song performed by Roofi.

When Roofi promoted his upcoming concert during his show, he sang the song to encourage fans to buy tickets.

Lyrics[edit]

Tickets, tickets, buy them now
Roofi here will show you how.
Visa, AmEx, or MC,
Or make out a check to me!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is a parody of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star", which also shares a melody with "The Alphabet Song" and "Baa, Baa Black Sheep."

Appearances[edit]