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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Into the Simpsonsverse content update/Armpit of the Universe Gameplay
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Armpit of the Universe
Armpit of the Universe Pt. 1
After the user logs in on August 31st:
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Hmm, it appears you've finally found yourselves a formidable warrior, heroes.
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Get out of my way.
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You have won the battle, Homers, but I promise you will lose the war! *disappears*
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Looks like this dame joined us in the nick of time.
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Call me dame again. I dare you…
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Never mind him. But we do need your help to stop the godmother. So, will you join us?
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I have no time for such idle matters… I have my own quest to fulfill. I bid you all good fortune on your journeys. *disappears*
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Wow, she kicks butt and plays hard to get. So hot.
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Dangit. The godmother got away again. We have to track her down.
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Um, I think we have bigger problems right now. It looks like the portal has become unstable.
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Gee, I wonder why.
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No need to point fingers.
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I'm only pointing at your fingers because they were the ones on the axe.
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Something come through portal!
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Task: Collect Gravitons [x115] Task: Make Homer Cower Behind Princess Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Draw His Gun (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Draw Her Wand (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Draw Calligraphy (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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Is that some type of carriage?
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No, it's even better. It's a battle van! This must be from the apocalypse universe! This portal is the best!
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You mean the portal that's trapped everyone here against their free will?
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The very same.
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Right. Well, in any case, these wheels oughta come in handy. C'mon let's go chase down the godmother.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Armpit of the Universe Pt. 2
After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 1:
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Hmm, this battle van handles much better than my pumpkin carriage.
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Probably because it doesn't have shocks made of celery. At least I don't think it does.
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Watch it, toots! There's some goofballs copping a squat in the street!
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Gracious me! They're as pale as leprechuans after Saint Patrick's Day!
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Oh, pardon us, earthlings. We were simply having lunch.
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Your lunch is an old banana peel in the middle of the road?
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Mmm…the heat of the asphalt gives them the perfect texture.
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Ooookay. So these guys eat garbage? This multi-verse is getting crazier by the second.
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I agree. You really gots ta deep fry nanner peels ‘fore eatin' ‘em.
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Task: Collect Gravitons [x155] If the user has Ethereal Beings: Task: Make Ethereal Beings Eat Garbage (4h) Task: Make Homer Ask if They're Blarg Aliens (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Be Grossed Out (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Look Away (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Say They Bring Shame to Forefathers (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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So the dimensional portal has become unstable, you say?
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It seems so. It's spitting out the craziest stuff. No offense.
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None taken. You know, a dimensional portal can be re-stabilized with a space-time continuum.
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You mean…THE space-time continuum, don't you?
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Because there's only one, right? About yea big by yea wide, extending in all directions, wanted for questioning in connection with the Big Bang?
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Oh, no. There are many space-time continuums. At least one in every dimension. But one thing is consistent…they always reside at the nexus of the universe.
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The nexus of the universe? Where's that?
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Always in the same place in every dimension. The NewTube Headquarters.
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Best place for watch anime!
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What's NewTube?
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It's a…streaming video web platform.
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Oh, okay.
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And what's streaming? And video? And web platform?
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Eh, who cares. Gimme a whisky.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3
After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 2:
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But what about the evil godmother? If we waste time stabilizing the portal then we won't have time to stop her from taking over Springfield!
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If we don't stabilize the portal, there may not be a Springfield left to take over.
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Guys, I have an idea. We hit two birds with one stone.
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I like the sound of that. What did you have in mind?
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We throw the stone just right so it ricochets off one bird and hits another one.
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Evil birds! Good plan.
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Your plan is to kill two actual birds?
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That's how people always get out of this sort of mess.
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Task: Collect Gravitons [x155] Task: Make Homer Throw Stones (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Try to Save the Birds (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Search for Evil Birds (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Sigh (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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Alright, here's the actual plan…
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We use the battle van to mow our way through the city, ignoring all traffic lights and stop signs, to make it to the NewTube building in record time.
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Kill so many evil bird!
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We steal the space-time continuum, stabilize the portal, and then—
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Then we sing a beautiful song about friendship and victory!
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Uh, no. We still have to take care of the evil godmother.
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Is she a bird?
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That's not gonna work again. Actually, it didn't work the first time either.
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Agree to disagree.
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Everybody just get in the van!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Armpit of the Universe Pt. 4
After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3:
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Alright, we're here. Everybody ready?
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Ready!
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Ready!
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Ready!
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Homer, where did you get a motorcycle helmet?
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Nabbed it off one of the guys we ran over on the way here.
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Fair enough. *kicks in door*
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*gasp*
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*gasp* Second bird!
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Blast it all. How did you know I'd be here?
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We didn't. But we should have suspected. Of course you'd want the space-time continuum for yourself so you could stabilize the portal and bring your army through.
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What are you talking about? I'm here sending videos to NewTube headquarters in other dimensions to recruit my evil doppelgangers from the multi-verse.
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Oh… OH…
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*whispers* Phew, that was a close one, guys. I totally thought she'd figured out our plan to stabilize the portal with the space-time continuum.
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...
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Quick! Get the space-time continuum before she does!
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Task: Collect Gravitons [x115] Task: Make Homer Trip Over Noir Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Trip Over Princess Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Trip Over Anime Homer (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Stop and Eat a Sandwich (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Evil Godmother Burns: Task: Make Evil Godmother Burns Acquire the Continuum (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Armpit of the Universe Pt. 5
After completing Armpit of the Universe Pt. 3:
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Haha! You oafs are no match for me. Any last words before I stabilize the portal and bring my army through?
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I do wish you'd reconsider, Evil Godmother! Destroying the multi-verse is very not nice!
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Kinda lame last words.
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Guys, this is our final chance. Anyone have any last-minute ideas?
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Well, I was thinking—
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Ideas that don't involve birds.
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No.
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We are to do what being born was for to us!
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Come again?
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I think he means "we have to do what we were born to do".
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Oh… Like each one of us do the thing that we've been building up to the entire event so we can complete our character arcs and have a satisfying culmination?
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Task: Collect Gravitons [x200] If the user has Princess Homer: Task: Make Princess Homer Sing a Song (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Anime Homer: Task: Make Anime Homer Confuse Everyone With Poor Translations (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) If the user has Noir Homer: Task: Make Noir Homer Shoot the Continuum (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes) Task: Make Homer Look for Something to Competitively Eat (4h, Cooling Towers, Control Building or Homes)
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Wow, all that struggle and no one actually tried to stop me. You all really do make awful heroes.
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Ah hah, and here's the power button! Now, time to transfer the continuum's power to the portal and keep this turned on forever! *presses button*
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What the? Why is the portal powering down?
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Hah! Wouldja look at that?! The one time you actually try to give this thing more juice and it up and breaks down. That's American craftsmanship for ya.
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Wait, you mean we're all stuck here now?
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What about townhome?
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What about Lard Lad Donuts?!
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Homer, we're still in your universe.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I'm afraid it looks like your version of Springfield is now our home, and it's the worst Springfield in all of the multi-verses!
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But at least we stopped anyone else from getting sucked into this travesty of a town.
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Do any of me care that the evil godmother is getting away?
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Eh, the portal is finally out of commission, she can't do much harm now. Save it for the sequel.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Not Half Bad
After completing From the Red to the Black (and White) Pt. 5, The Royal Maltreatment Pt. 5, A Four-Course of Action Pt. 5, Armpit of the Universe Pt. 5:
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Hmm, so this lady tried to take over the universe you say?
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The entire multi-verse!
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Oh, wow. Is — is that bigger?
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Uh….maybe? I mean, they're both infinite, but I think one is more infinite?
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And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling adults.
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If by "adults" you mean the four versions of my dad, then you're using that word a bit loosely. I'm pretty sure they DID let you get away with it. But not me.
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In my defense, while I was at the NewTube headquarters, I had some time to look up the history of this universe and…I'm WAY less evil than most of the people here.
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Pretty sound argument. I think we're done here.
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We are not! Cuff her, Chief.
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Yes, ma'am!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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